I thought we weren’t supposed to wear white after Labor Day.

Black women love being in the back. Just ask Rosa Parks. Happy Black History Month everyone!

“This is behavior that even supporters of the Confederate battle flag can agree is criminal and shouldn’t be allowed,”

Pretty sure hating Mexicans and Muslims is patriotic. I don’t remember Herr Trump saying anything about blacks or Jews. ...Not even during the holocaust rememberance ceremony.

I blame Twitter

It was stop and go traffic. Cop was braking multiple times, even stopping before the Seqouia even got there. Looks as though the Sequoia was waiting for traffic to move, then took advantage, and then immediately after completing the merger, had to brake. This is due to both the Seqouia and Explorer not having much…

Also agree. The one time an SUV actually signals for a lane change and he closes the gap. Maybe he wasn’t paying attention, but should have been, as it was already stop and go traffic. In fact, it looks as if the motorcycle before him merged with the same distance and the cop has to practically stop because of it. Did…

Fully agree. When I read this article, first thing I thought of was, “there’s girls wrestling?!? Is this a public school? Do they have girls football too?” (I live not far from there, and growing up in a very large school where we were only allowed to play soccer, soft ball, basketball, and volleyball (possibly even…

I was going to just say that it was a coincidence that whatever woman was shot just happened to also be transgender, but then I read the numbers for this month and year. So they’re being targeted? How do you know she’s transgendered? The killer KNEW this person.

I take—2 steps forward
I take—2 steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know—it ain’t fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

And when they finally realize he’s an idiot who fucked up their beloved country, what flag will they use when they try to secede?

“Wrong! Wrong! That’s not the Russian flag! Everyone knows it’s solid red with a gold sickle and hammer! Idiots! Can’t believe Obamas found a way to take away our flags too!”

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I’m Texan, and I must admit, I’ve chanted “To the death!” quite a few times in my lifetime. I don’t think I was ever serious about it though. I mean, you can’t bring guns into the stadium (they check). So did the guy go back to his truck to get it?

Pssst. Toyota has a plant in Texas that builds trucks. They even recently relocated their American HQ from CA to TX. In fact, ISIS even buys trucks that were previously owned by Texans.

“The marketing scheme is in the fact that EcoBoost is not unique to Ford. In fact, it’s not even close to being unique to Ford. Everyone has EcoBoost”

The whole concept of school spirit justifying breaking the law and hurting people amazes me.

My favorite Olive Garden memory is when a poor waitress felt like she needed to tell me and my mom about a crazy customer she had recently. ...and I am so thankful she did, as it was extremely amusing. Apparently this other customer lost her shit when she discovered a macaroni noodle in her spaghetti. Apparently she…

Wouldn’t this fall under the same lines as a pharmacist clerk refusing to sell birth control? Aren’t they required to get someone who will? Couldn’t she have kept her job, and the town provide someone else to issue the gay certificates?