UmekoNycteus
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This is the most disappointing article I've ever read. The author dedicated an entire paragraph to a tongue-in-cheek dissection of Wilbon's past and present, then discards his own credibility by dropping the pen before even attempting to support the rant he just gave about a rant Wilbon had. They're both equally

I went to UNC and had a few classes with football and basketball athletes. Most of them did go to class, but did mis large chunks when the team was on the road. Serge Zwicker handed in all his papers, that he wrote himself. Brendan Hayward attended all his spanish classes.

this comments thread was cute until it turned into a WV vs SC spittle war. :/

I agree Landon hasn't been up to par but his leadership and having that presence will be missed. I think if form was something that came into play for this squad then Jozy shouldn't be there either.

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Casilla also the the holds the title of having the funniest plate appearance ever.

Ahh Herndon. I remember it well. I spent 2 hours on the bottom, back against the monument, arms linked with a couple of guys I never met before, as an endless parade of lighter and taller people clambered up my shoulders. I couldn't see it my 6'7" classmate finally placed the cover on top, but I heard it. Blood

"I liken Messi and Ronaldo to Mozart and Salieri: One is an artist, the other an artisan."—Greg Lalas

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this probably explains Lucic's animosity towards Emelin. perfectly clean hit. Lucic is a bitch

Noted Testicle Enthusiast Milan Lucic Displays Anger At "Not Winning The Hockey"

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I don't know much about his coaching skills. Though passing on the Knicks' job is a good starting-point indicator of competence.

Yes. And I'm answering this seriously even though it was rhetorical. (I know this stuff intimately, so to speak. I had a bi-lateral lung transplant 4 and a half years ago and I have degrees in medical ethics.) On the receiving side of the transplant, when you go through the consent process, there is a "socially high

"Suspending Zach Randolph? Good luck!"

Yes, you lowing moron, that is exactly what I am telling you. Different leagues have different policies when it comes to taking video. The NBA, for example, could not give less of a shit about people ripping video and putting it on the internet. The NFL used to not care that much, but has gotten more persnickety

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

"...when Carlos Quentin charged his returned from a broken left clavicle a month later and—as he actually upon his return."