Dear MVP,

Sheesh. Looks like proper kerning died, too.

I do not care what her track list is. I just care that we are FINALLY getting a new album. I am living for this. Can’t wait for her new single to drop tomorrow night. 🙌🙌🙌

You’re Goddamn right my first comment post-Kinjacolypse will be saying I’m excited about the new Taylor Swift album.

The fire 7 is TRASH. If you just need a teething toy that sorta looks like a tablet then the Fire 7 is perfect.

The fire 7 is TRASH. If you just need a teething toy that sorta looks like a tablet then the Fire 7 is perfect.

Ehh, she married a man named Ned RocknRoll. I don’t think she’s in a position to be lecturing anyone about their significant others!

I love this comment. It’s so whimsically depressing — very Dolorous Edd.

By assuming a person is some turgid mens rights activist because they acknowledge how these sorts of articles reveal the supposed transgressions and traditionalism of romantic relationships sorta says more about how limited and flimsy your perspective might be rather than the people commenting on the problem.

His mom, of course!

Every celebrity’s dating pool should be rated for diversity. Conclusions will be drawn based on the identities they include or exclude from their bed.

Right?! Like, how dare he have a type he’s attracted to. I like slightly nerdy/awkward. The Seth Cohen’s of the world are my type.

Only thing they have in common: they are all women.

And as a kid I would learn all the songs, in order so when one completed I had the opening notes of the other playing in my head....I would learn any song with a needle skip in my memory and now when I hear something from yesteryear it is strange not to hear the skip when listening to the song.

And as a kid I would learn all the songs, in order so when one completed I had the opening notes of the other…

A fitting choice at any time, but especially in the coming week:

A fitting choice at any time, but especially in the coming week:

Get the hell out of here with your nonsense that David Bowie wasn’t a genius

It’s not super healthy, but I try not to think about it. I have to pretend that they are still roaming around somewhere with Douglass Adams and Jim Henson doing low-key stuff and a fuckton of acid. Thinking about them being gone makes me sob still.

“I disagree completely, and I will fix what’s been wrong in the world all this time, so bend the knee or die!” - Daenerys Stormborn

This is what I get for jumping on the show once it got to roughly the same point Martin was with the books instead of watching the back episodes.