Happy three months, Catalina!

Important update! Lavender!

Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

Pinkham’s Law. And it never fails to be “invoked”

“...These suggestions were retired from the “News You Can Use” file and relegated to “Things Only Sociopaths Do.””

I disagree that you lose adult conversation when letting the kids sit at the table. We’ve just started solids with our little monster so he requires some extra work when sitting at the table with us, but we try to just give him his food, let him do his thang, while we get to chat and catch up about our day. My partner…

Oh no! So grumpy! I have a picture of one of my nieces at toddler age where she looks like Faye Dunaway in “Mommie Dearest” (she’s actually holding a wire hanger; she grabbed it off the floor and in the two seconds it took for her father to take it away from her I snapped a photo.) To this day (she’s now in college)…

Wow. That looks so good and professional. Also, that is a cute baby.

She’s always so adorable. And kudos on your awesome knitting.

omg i love it! do you have a pattern? does it come in adult sizes?

that’s a cute dress. babies are really funny when they’re grumpy. or mine was anyway.

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

why would I watch this when I could rewatch The Prestige

Mom? Holy shit. That was my mom’s name, too.

Can’t they instead just say “I’m sorry, I’m fully booked that weekend.” like any normal person who wants to turn down business for personal reasons?

For me he’ll always be the guy who blew it with Amy Poehler. And of course the best Batman voice of a generation.

Hollywood Jezebel!

I live for these every week! Thanks!

Reminds me of the Dream Cafe from Seinfeld!

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.