LIGHT SWITCH RAVE!

I’m pretty much happy anytime anyone remembers Strong Bad and Homestar.

When I look at the female celebrities who seems to generate an inordinate amount of dislike I see a common factor in that they like themselves and refuse to pretend not to. JLo likes herself. Lea Michele likes herself. Anne Hathaway likes herself. There’s none of this “Oh, I’m such a dork. I’m just like everyone…

Ear infections are the worst. So painful for baby, and so painful (emotionally) for mom. My son had them terrible.

Even though my regular account died earlier this week for some reason, I still gotta tell you you have the cutest baby ever! Until you get those tubes, you may want to try what I did with Master Poodler whenever he showed signs of an ear infection.

I understand your choice and I’m glad you are able to make it. However, your baby is sooooo cute I want you to have more so I can look at the pictures.

Congrats, knew you could do it. Looooove Baby Jezebel’s Bare Spam Feet.

I seriously want to eat her chubby little feet.

Dominatrix and sex blogger her, hi! While it is impossible to say how dangerous this guy is without actually talking to him, this is an EXTREMELY COMMON MALE FANTASY. Keep in mind literally one of his darkest fantasies is giving you multiple orgasms. Now if you want to understand if this is a control fantasy or sadism…

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

My daughter is a Juniper too. We mostly call her June, but a huge part of why we chose it is so she can decide between June, Juniper, and Juno when she’s older.

I’m normally very curmudgeonly about unique names but I love Juniper. Do you ever call her Junebug?

That’s adorable. I’m going to consider it for my non-existent daughter. Now I just need to remember it for about 7 years...

Love Juniper! so inspired for a girl. Well done.

Against my better judgment: it’s Sylvan.

It’s no fun if you don’t actually tell us the name so we can judge it

I’m really proud of the name I gave my son—it’s the hipsterishiest name not on any of the baby name lists. Everyone who hears it (especially people in their early 20s) thinks it’s the coolest ever. It’s euphonious, poetic, and very Early Modern French, but is perfectly acceptable as an English and American name.

Not even gonna play Rumpelstiltskin with her name: Jezebel she is!

Her static-y baby hair is everything.

Of course his name is Chad..