That is the flattest butt.

The cast is listed on that poster though.

I just bought a Vitamix, so that’s fun.

Oh god she’s going to be two years old next month :(

We IKEAhacked a learning tower for our toddler. Now she can help in the kitchen, sort of.

I have several and still wear them around the house. But having an H cup and needing to look semi-professional, they would have been impossible to wear to work. :(

The best things I found when nursing were layering tank tops that were actually tube tops with those little slidey lingerie hooks (like on removable bra straps). I wore them under everything so any shirt could be nursing friendly. Just lift the my outer layer up or open my cardigan, unclip one side of the tank and the…

Does anyone use DermaMD or Hydropeptide products? They’re the brands at the spa where I get facials and I’m totally a sucker that buys whatever they recommend (I do this with hair too). I’ve always had terrible terrible skin and at 32 I’m deciding to do better. I like the products and I think my skin is better. But I…

I’m SO tempted to cleanse half my face and see if there’s a difference but the idea of actually getting difinitive results and looking silly makes me stop.

Yeah, I love these dumb midwives so idk why Netflix isn’t suggesting these things to me. Instead of like, Friends.

Lesbian couples have done this for some time. And many many women use dom with no ill effects. This is wonderful news.

It’s cheap in money AND time. And associated paraphernalia. I cook daily but that means I at some point had to go to a store, transport those items home, have a way to store them, and take time to prep and cook a meal using various items (pots and pans or baking sheets or cookware or plates and flatware or basic…

It can look elegant af. And if you are dressed well and put on big sunglasses, you essentially look like a old timey Hollywood starlet. I think that’s the connection people subconsciously make.

Would totally wear. I’m not really modest I guess, but I am larger and busty. So long drapey cardigans and maxi dresses I can wear a real bra under would be delightful.

NOPE. This kiddo is cute as heck, but we would have done the exact same thing. We did alllll the optional testing when I was pregnant and would have terminated depending on the results. And I work with children with disabilities. There are certainly worse conditions that we can’t test for and we can’t determine if…

Nooo way. I admire those who can, but nope for me.

Seriously up until a few years ago whenever I found out someone was pregnant I’d be all “oh no, do they need a ride and someone to go with them?” because of course no one would choose to keep a baby and pregnancy was always an unplanned disaster.

I didn’t EP, just at work and still burned through two. :/

Breast pump motors are quitters. They are clearly built knowing that very few mothers end up using one for a year, so they don’t really need to last that long.

It’s an issue of time more than money really.