Oh god I thought for a second Ben was dead in bed for days and she didn’t notice.

I’m 32, so was older when it came out and never did it. Can I still do it now or is there any point? For what it’s worth, I’ve only had one sexual partner and they’ve only had one sexual partner (me).

I will watch WWII movies forever, but I’m never gonna watch a 9/11 movie. Why.

I don’t typically begrudge other people their money. And they can spend it however they want, even if I wouldn’t do it the same way.

I think people are mostly gonna be concerned about your vision.

Wasn’t it a volcanic eruption? Or is that just what most people assume it was?

no :(

Ohh our aloe plant is so big, even kept inside. Which is good, because I burn myself cooking more often than I should admit.

Okay, I do have an avocado plant. My husband planted a pit 10 years ago and we still have this stupid plant. It’s literally a stick with one branch and a few leaves. I hate it but it won’t die.

Oh god, for once I’m not a millennial stereotype! I can’t keep house plants alive so I don’t bother. Much easier to occasionally dust my vinyl collection.

Yessssss. This. Frankly I like to know which business owners are hateful assholes so I don’t spend money there, even though they’d accept mine. But from a business perspective? Goddamnit. You dummies. It’s wrong and you shouldn’t do it, but if you really don’t want to make a cake for that couple, say you’re booked on…

The policy is wrong and their views are obviously vile, but WHY don’t these places ever just say “I’m sorry, we cannot (do whatever) for your wedding because we are already booked on that day”. You own a business. You’re trying to make money and stay in business. Do that.

Here’s what I never understand about these cases. Why are bigoted assholes such bad businessmen? I mean, I’m sorta happy that they are because public backlash does tend to cost them and they deserve it. But, jeez. Here’s all you need to do:

I get it. I do. I struggle with this as well. I wish the wrath of the internet and public on anyone that does this and sincerely hope that their stupid prejudices cost them their business. But I don’t like the idea of the government compelling them to do something, even if it’s something I agree with. I am exceedingly…

I don’t like live (in person) improv. Too much pandering and winking at the audience. Something about improv when animated cracks me up though.

I think there was only one I missed the first time through

WELP some internet snooping suggests that dog was 10 years old in 2015.

She did, but idk its current status. But it would be 7 or 8 at this point and a very large breed.

This. If it’s got a full library, sure I’ll pay $10 or whatever a month. I’m a 90s kid with a toddler, we’ll get a lot of use out of it. But if it, like Netflix, has a lot of Mulan 2, Tarzan 2, etc and no Lion King, no way.

I was gonna say this is a neat bit of trivia, but that I also thought Sigourney Weaver was perfect in Fury Road. I keep doing this with Charlize Theron :(