There must be some Austrailian phrases for what went on here. Like "he snuggle my wombat" or some sort of thing.

Overheard on the field:

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...:

@DonChandlerMissed:

This is like the Kennedy Assassination for this generation. You'll always remember where you were.

"Some stab at restored glory"

Only ESPN Personality not blowing Favre is Suzy Kolber.

All this game is missing is Tim Tebow riding in on a white horse.

@vege-tables:

@Telemundo:

"Brett Favre will start."

Leave Cowherd alone. Not making the JV Gymnastics team scars a man for life.

"Bristol Fuck Police"

Being married to Greg Norman really screwed Chris Evert up.

So this then would be Deadspin's Airing of the Grievances. When does Craggs wrestle you as part of The Feats of Strength?

No, Theisman. It is not a gutsy call to take a field goal off the board in exchange for first and goal at the 10. It's an easy call. More proof of your idiocy.

There was a time I would've cared about this.

There was a time I would've cared about this.

70 years from now, The Daily Beast will release a photo of a naked Joba in the shower with Mickey.

Poor Marilyn.