Maybe you would've enjoyed Peanuts more if there were a "You Pooped Yourself, Charlie Brown" cartoon special.

The Mets signed Boof Bonser to a minor league contract.

An intersting story is how ABC got the news before everyone else did. Geraldo Rivera, who worked for ABC News at the time, just happened to be in the Emergency Room of Roosevelt Hospital when they wheeled Lennon in via ambulance.

It doesn't beat the time Phil Rizzuto broke the news of the rioting at the 1968 Democratic Convention during a Yanks telecast.

Same thing happens at Beach Boys Brain Wilson's when his daughter Carnie visits.

Bubbe and Zaida missed the early bird special for this? It's a shana.

RUDY!!! RUDY!!! RUDY!!!

Didn't he already die back in September 1969?

Substitute Drew Bledsoe and isn't that how Tom Brady got the job?

My team plays hard 24/6.

Under Intern, left out the part "not opposed to getting cummed on."

Later on, Michael Buffer handled the intros for the wedding night.

@FavreFAIL:

Neither noticed the masturbating priest in the corner.

McCarver would still be explaining it.

Texting a friend about some a-hole who is constantly taking photos of him while he's on his phone.

@norbizness:

Boras is tops just for getting $36 million for Oliie Perez for 3 years. Anyone who could get Ollie $12 million a year is God.

Personally, I rather do the Tour de Farva in Vermont.

Berman is even more annoying in French.