Chances any of those girls speak English: 0%

What Atlanta did in the last 30 seconds makes John Fox look even more foolish for taking a knee yesterday.

Anything Mehta tweets or writes is totally useless.

The Oreo would've made a better running mate in '08.

Two weeks ago, Notre Dame beat Wake Forest by 34 at home. The same Wake Forest lost to Vanderbilt at home by 34 the following week. Vanderbilt finished 5-3 in the SEC and lost to Georgia, South Carolina and Florida. Tells you where Notre Dame would finish in the SEC. Middle of the pack.

They should've taken a longer look at the second down play too. The replay they showed looked like he might've gotten the ball to the goal line on the play. Maybe he didn't but it was worthy of a longer look.

+1

In other words, Rick Reilly has been phoning it in for 18 years.

But did he Faith Hill?

Before the game, Geddy Lee took some swings in the Gilded Batting Cage.

Convince me otherwise that if this, getting hurt while shagging flyballs, had involved say a Cub pitcher that Deadspin wouldn't be treating this story as a source of comedy.

That was quite enjoyable.

Had as much movement as Bubba Watson's iron shot on the 2nd playoff hole at The Masters. Amazing.

Really. Good luck collecting from an online book.

These must be the people who vote in Sports Nation polls.

This can only end with multiple arrests.

"That's what it said in the yearbook"

What's the excuse the other 365 days this year?

Maybe Jon Hamm will start commenting again.

A pasty Brit with tats. How unusual.