Nice crowd at the second one. Are you sure that wasn't a Jacksonville game?

"Herrera's corner team was notable in that one of its members was a Snooki-esque woman with long hair, high black boots, and very tight, ass-accentuating jeans. Not that there's anything wrong with that—it's just not the usual sight at ringside."

@drawp:

"They're tearing down the Spectrum, but there's still a ton of crap inside. So for $25, fans get three hours alone with the old arena, and may take home whatever's not bolted down. "

"Theories on why he chose Niskanen? He was the smallest guy on the ice, so that helps. He also had only two career fights, half that of the notoriously gloves-attached Crosby."

Adrian Grenier wishes he could act that well.

Please tell me there was a flatbed truck with a bunch of guys in Speedos gyrating to Giorgio Moroder music. It isn't San Francisco without it.

@MarkKelsosMigraine:

No. Tony Romo doesn't miss playing.

I thought Francesa ate him a few years ago? Well, I'll be damn.

@Phintastic:

It's over for America the day Ted McGinley is elected to Congress.

Are you sure these aren't Director's notes from a Vivid Films production?

Chris McKendry is a proud member of the ESPN Cougar Den. Linda Cohn, Presiding President. Obviously, she just came from a meeting where they rated the new group of male PAs and Researchers and had cock on the brain.

There's actually a club called "Young Boys"? Chris Hanson will be paying them a visit.

It ain't a San Francisco parade unless there are at least two guys on a flatbed dressed only in Speedos thrusting wildily at the crowd.

"Dong Obsessed American"

The Antler Dance. That shit will never go away.

Do people in Dallas still shoot at passing cars from office windows?

I hear Texas has a whorehouse in it?