"Other things to do in Takoma Park, Maryland: Ejaculate on random women reading in the library."

Meanwhile, a dozen people at last night's Warriors' game thought they were at a Dead concert while tripping on acid.

Coming soon to a Little League ballfield near you.

This is how I envision it ending for Don Cherry except he'll be wondering why a penalty was called after a vicious hit.

Second in from the left, is that Hitler? It would explain a lot of mid 20th Century history.

@whiskerbrisket:

Without McCarver, how would I know that the baserunner has an advantage on a 3-2 pitch because he can get a jumpstart or know how Derek Jeter would've handled a situation?

Fire bad!!!!!

The Deadspin Sources' Gold Club

Did he keep his shirt on?

Shelley "The Machine" Levine.

Being French, I'm surprised he didn't immediately go on strike.

Allen Iverson wants to know if they say anything at all about practice.

This is also how a Cub fan rationalizes a century of futility.

Should've been you, Swami!!!

"The original 13 rules of basketball are being auctioned off. Legend has it there is a code that leads to James Naismith's gold in them there rules."

"...but doesn't this seem like one of those cases where you might let the national heroes knock in a winning goal a little late in the game? You know, in the interest of the screenplay and all?"

Quincy Carter is still available.

The best team in the NFC would be about the seventh or eighth best team in the AFC. I mean the Giants, who might be the best in the NFC right now, lost handily to both the Titans and Colts and neither of those teams are in the Top 4 in the AFC.

Happiness is watching the Cowboys quit on the field.