Are we sure he's not writing about the night he lost his virginity?

"Emma Carmichael will help make your Monday night a pleasant one."

9 girls, 1 Cap

Napoleon and Hitler are envious of Ovechkin's ability to conquer Moscow.

Are you sure this isn't one of Farve's phonecalls to Jen Sterger?

Hal Holbrook was your high school mascot?

Damn!!! I was hoping to get a look at pictures of Ava Gardner in her prime.

You would swear, by the way they go down, that seven or eight players have heart attacks during the course of any Serie A game.

@David Hume:

@Juancho:

@StevePerryPsychOut:

@StevePerryPsychOut:

The Redskin/Bear game is the best advertisement for the UFL ever.

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Yet, the Cowboys will still lead off the local sports.

I'm sure Josh has gotten the lucky straw many times before.