The Rangers are going to the World Series. But more importantly, do ya think the Longhorns will blowout Iowa St. tomorrow?

FUCK YOU FILIP BONDY!!!!!!!!

Fellow Met Fans: Lets meet at Ollie Perez's house.

TO has a 100,000 reasons to cry.

Those are drawings from the Rothliesberger case, right?

The Mick used to have his junk tweaked behind the bullpen before most games.

Next up for Jay, securing time on Public Access cable.

The Clippers' drawing is basically stick figures. ESPN figured why make the effort since there are no Clipper fans to complain.

This is what happens when you go cruising for foxes in tight slacks.

Someone did the same thing to Charlie Sheen when it was rumoured he was replacing Michael J Fox on Spin City. Didn't work then either.

@Knobber:

The ticket for the game cost more than the hooker afterwards and he pissed all over both of them.

Back when he ran Deadspin, Will would've done anything to have someone want to discuss details of Rick Ankiel's penis with him.

Whatever you do, don't fall for the old "you'll have to identify the penis from a lineup" trick.

Yep. It was bound to happen eventually. Craig Sager's clothes have finally shattered the camera lense.

I don't think even Michael Stipe could make sense out of that line.

This has been one of the happier days of 2010 for a Met fan.

@Imelda_the_Hun:

So Filip Bondy, at what point does the Yankees 40 trips to the World Series kick in?

The big news of the day is the death of Freddie Sez. Who is going to pick up the mantle of his wit?