Has any good ever come out of any business meeting held at a strip club?

Omar and Jerry didn't even make it to noon on Monday.

One thing they both agreed on is that Joe Lieberman ia a wimp.

There are no words to describe this Bear/Giant game. A silent shreik will do.

I guess the Mets have had enough on the last day of the season and don't want to go beyond the 14th. They've brought in Ollie to pitch the 14th. That should end it.

I figured her legs would be bowed.

They must've edited out the portion where Bill asked "Ever seen a grown man naked?"

Every 28 days, their programming will become terribly bloated with water related events.

"The Ryder Cup. Isn't that that move Winona does with her mouth and your balls?"

"Tiger Woods Is Probably Thinking What You're Thinking Right Now."

"Good morning. It's Friday. Please leave your Fuck List thesis on my desk. They're due today."

He's wondering if there are any Waffle Houses in Wales because he needs a piece of night shift waitress ass.

By their names, I would've never guessed they were Jewish. But the photo tells me otherwise.

I thought a guy this smart and with such ninja like skills would never get caught. I'm quite disillusion.

Lane Pryce's Dad would've felt right at home.

Friday Night Lights: The Early Years

AJ, Did you at least demand compensation from Denton for the time you will never get back?

Larry Craig uses this song to get hard.

Speaking of Jews in Hollywood:

"Thanks to Judah Friedlander for stopping by the office today. He was exactly like you'd expect."