Beats a Greg Robinson press conference from his days as football coach.

Shouldn't Michael J Fox be reading this in a voiceover while music from the Civil War plays in the background?

Kenny Powers has been there and done that.

Wayne Rooney once pulled a groin shagging a bird in the onboard loo.

The most embarassing thing to happen to a Temple guy since Leonard 6.

Isn't this how most people picture bloggers?

In related news, today's lunch special in the ESPN cafeteria, tuna surprise.

Sounds like a story for Rachel Nichols and the E60 crew.

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@sweatingmullets:

You would've been better off letting them score the TD on either second or third down. Seriously, how does a coach not figure out that you have better chance of winning if you allow the Bears to score the TD with a little over minute left rather then let them take the clock down to the end for an under 20 yard FG.

Good defenses or inept red zone offenses? You decide.

@Neil Hamburger:

I wonder if those Bros have video of this?

@JanetRenoManchild:

@JanetRenoManchild:

Since 2009: # of players arrested

I believe even Martin Luther King Jr would want this guy killed.

I pity Redskin fans who have to root for that fraud of a team.

If Jose had taken Lenny Dykstra's advice, he would've invested in candleabras instead. A more portable investment. Listen to Lenny, Jose. He knows.