I believe this is how Katie Couric got the CBS Evening News job.

God, I'd hate to think what they'd find in Milton Berle's wine cellar.

Don't worry, Aaron Murray. The Sideline Princess eventually gets around to every white SEC QB.

Does it come with an option to lease an Olsen twin?

Hard Knocks: The Oakland Raiders would've played on Spice.

This saga is like the Rocky films. They're going to keep on churning out stories until she eventually fights Tommy Morrison in the streets and even then it won't stop.

@FEAST:

@I Like Cheap Beer:

I pray that Whitlock never does this?

What did Kevin Kline ever do to deserve those titties above?

Give Phil a break. He's a Pirate fan for chrissake.

Am I going to be sent to the Deadspin Dungeons for thinking that The Dugout is not that funny?

"Which doesn't mean he's not interrupting the game, and annoying thousands of people by running on the field."

Meanwhile, teammate Melissa Beaner keeps getting chased down by local authorities every time she runs.

The terrorists won.

This is all eventually leading to the Eagles staging dog fights as part of pre game festivities.

God's playing Sky Masterson 8 times a week in a Vegas production of Guys and Dolls. Dink is Nathan Detroit.

They never did make it to the fireworks factory.

The Bro who recorded this video will be on The Weather Channel, via phone, at 5:30PM. I hope they closed captioned it.

"he talked about the technical aspects of photography the way Rich Rodriguez might discuss the zone read. "