Brooklyn: From Bubbe to Bro' in my lifetime.

I much rather be taken for a whirlwind ride by Brooklyn Decker.

Everyone wants to be Ines Sainz these days but unfortunately most of us can't pull it off.

This being Italy, the announcer spent the next 5 minutes crying over the beauty of the goal and, of course, his Mama.

My immigrant grandparents in 1920s Brooklyn had more mastery of the English language.

The sky was just filled with NBA jerseys flying everywhere.

You know this guy also has a badge stating "Official Breast Inspector".

The O/U on the first half of the NC State/Cinn game was 27.5. I had the over. NC State scores a TD with a minute left in the first half to make it 20-7. Of course the kicker misses the extra point to keep it 20-7 at the half.

@UweBollocks:

Meanwhile, why isn't Deadspin all over the WNBA Finals? Oh yeah, it's the WNBA.

Next on Deadspin: We hear from The Door regarding unwanted media attention.

It's always nice to hear from The Kettle.

This story will never end, right?

@UpstateUnderdog:

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

Pittsburgh Pirate caps are preferred by people who have difficulty walking and talking at the same time.

Their late owner was at one time a convicted criminal. Later pardoned.

Lupica's moonlighting.

In Alabama, this qualifies as skilled labor.

The Florida Offense against Miami OH look more cohesive.