So apparently if you are abiding by the speed limit there (25 mph) then you have a 1 in 4th chance of getting into an accident.

OH goody! I get to tell my relevant story! woohoo!

@FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine:

An acquaintance of mine has a convertible one that's heavily modified. It's pushing somewhere a little bit past 300 whp which I'm amazed that the drivetrain can even handle it. It may not be jalop to you but I get this vibe from it, a "I don't care what you think, I'm just balls crazy car" kind of vibe.

@mr_dude:

How about a list of what your kids WILL be experiencing?

Yeah well, I'd like to see them do that with my all american Hummer H2, hoorah!

@beercheck - Commentin' Dirty:

But what was its time?!? :(

Let me be blunt: this is bullshit.

My mom drives a ford mini-van :(

Leave it to honda to go; "HEY! We got a nice car! Let's make it a Hybrid!"

GAH I've been WAITING for a transformer story so I can tell this story. And it's related to kids! Ah crap I'm probably too late and no one will read this but here it goes.

My car has this nifty feature where there are lights around the cup holder, so this way I won't get into an accident when I'm trying not to spill my beer. :)

@pauljones:

Well I know all of you are rushing to hit crack pipe button, but it's not as bad as a deal as you think depending on how you break this down.

@JeepyJayhawk:

b-b-b-b-b-but I got my caliber for $11k :(

Oh they're just being such big sillys gooses. If I was to turn down every piece of merchandise that hinted at homosexuality I'd be wearing Land's End last year's catalogueeeee. Oh I'm sooooooo bad!

@pauljones: