Such a beautiful car, a classic to last the ages. And it's such a shame that most cars nowadays don't have that sort of design enthusiasm like they did way back when. Well they try, but it falls apart most of the time. (I guess this is why I see some beauty even in ugly cars, because they try to break out from the…

"HONEY LOOK! THAT BILLBOARD IS BLEEDING. Get me me my phone I'm going to put this on facebook."

:(

@UglyDuckCar:

A lot of pot holes in the detroit, and a lot of problems are buried sunk in those holes rivers. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the spot picked out before you show up with the car and the package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of sinking cars in…

@Ash78:

@Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco:

I don't see a camaro, all I see is Calista Flockhart

Franklin would be bawlin in a Rolls Royce Phantom with his french women in the back. Seriously.

@Turboner:

@engineerd hates hydrogen leaks:

@Kuro:

IN HIS HONOR, I WILL USE NOTHING BUT CAPS LOCK ALL DAY TODAY.

Dammit how am I supposed to compete with such high levels of humor :'(

Once upon a time, there were was a star commentator named Ash78. He graced right into the Michael Jackson story and commented away. A joke of mediocrity he posted this day.

@Ray Wert:

Darwinian theory suggests we should not outlaw nor inform those about this kind of information. People dumb enough to text and drive will simply wipe themselves clean from the gene pool.

@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer:

HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF CRACKING A MINORITY REPORT JOKE YET?!? Cmon jalops I thought you were better than this.

@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: