"You" is second-person, not third.

Saw something else that said the new version is 8.0, which makes sense.

It would help if you'd include the latest version numbers; pretty sure mine (7.7.0) isn't the latest.

Apparently, 7.7.0 is not the most recent update. I've been trying to save a map for over an hour now.

Actually, I've never received an invite from an airline; it's just appeared on our boarding passes. In fact, my wife had Pre on her recent Southwest flight . . . the first time she's ever flown that airline (well, since it became Southwest; we used to fly PSA a lot). ;)

My wife and I have been getting Pre status since sometime last year, including overseas flights. We didn't apply: the only thing I can figure is that we are members of both United & Delta's frequent flyer programs, and we fly half-a-dozen times a year. Or, her status as a former TSA screener and mine as a retired Air…

Not working for me at all. I click the extracted .exe file, and there's a bit of a blink as though an application is starting, but nada. Task Manager confirms that no new process is running. (Win 8.1, latest versions of everything.)

Isn't that generally the case with Deadspin?

Your average Red Sox fan, and EVERY Yankees fan. Amirite?

Joe Maddon might be the smartest manager in the bigs.

And of course, the first thought we ALL had: jacked, or juiced?

One thing that's missing from this discussion (by both author and the two commenters above) is what time they go to bed. For most people, that is a factor bearing on when they get up (especially if they don't use an alarm clock).

Precisely. And that's a rule that should NOT be changed.

Best comment of the day.

Isn't it wonderful to be able to prove anything you want with a sample of size one? (As in one observer.)

They'd have come closer to winning if Schwartz hadn't mismanaged his timeouts so poorly after the 2-minute warning. As in, he should have called one before Harbaugh did, prior to the FGA, to give his QB a little more time in case the FG was good. Maybe without the pressure of having less than 40 seconds in which to…

I understand he had some "attitude" issues coming out of UCLA after the 2012 season—apparently, "happy-go-lucky" isn't approved of in the No Fun League—but for three years as a Bruin, and now through 15 games as a Lion, all he does is catch touchdowns.

We're screwed.

No problem: at least you got me to (finally) give IFTTT a try! I'm sure I'll find another use for it.

Meaning, he became the Chris Berman of comedy five years ago? I concur.