None of these songs will ever replace Murmaider.

It’s not like Melania was going to go. She’s staying the hell away from the presidential dumpster fire.

... we know you meant hucows....

We should have the right to leap through the deserts sporting giant clams!!

Psst!... Steve’s a Nazi now.

The fun thing about all of this, is Texas had like 8 petitions to secede every year of Obama’s presidency, but nobody ever really took them seriously.

It needs a tag on the box saying it’s “100% Free* (if you find a Mexican to pay for it.)“

That depends am I student of Patrick Stewart Xavier or Macavoy?

The old union saying, “don’t hate me for what I have but fight for yourself to get what I have for yourself” is being played against them.

The Union leadership is caught between a rock and a hard place. They want better labor contracts but their members keep voting in Republican dumbasses who promise jobs. It’s like being a LGBT or just progressive kid trying to talk to your parents/grandparents about why they voted for Trump.

Republicans will never ever touch Police unions. They’re crazy, not stupid.

Isn’t Trump the jobs president? Shouldn’t we start pointing out how many jobs he’s killing slashing all the government funding?

I remember hearing Trump wanted to rebuild the White House ballroom.. I look forward to the surge in jobs for companies that produce gold leaf very soon. Oh, and he said he’d “pay” for it... lol.

Look, just because the GOP put Hillary on trial 7 times for Benghazi and within minutes of being in power tried to cripple the bi-partisan Ethics Committee, and has silenced the CBO from discussing the cost to the nation of repealing the ACA, or of selling off the National Parks to big business interests, and totally…

Laura doesn’t have an adamantium skeleton. They only bonded it to her blades, so the movie is spot on. I’m curious if they give her the foot blades though, haven’t seen them in any of the trailers yet.

Honeydew is good. It’s cantaloupe that’s trash.

I remember a sci-fi story/movie/something a while back that had this premise, that scientists had discovered life after death and suddenly death cults and suicides spiked and then they discovered that not everyone was guaranteed to “survive” the transition after death.. but that’s as much as I remember..

Why hasn’t this “nosey woman” stepped forward and apologized? She more than anyone is responsible for this shit show, she needs to step up and admit her preconceptions and likely racist motives almost got an innocent young man killed.

Bringing Stryfe into it would be comedy gold my friend. Just him sharing Cable’s body and arguing about growing a beard.. c’mon, it’d be hilarious.

The concept of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is pretty much “Let’s laugh at this crazy girl who stalks her ex-boyfriend and tries to sabotage his relationship so she can date him again! Isn’t that hillarious??? It has songs!” So yeah, not going to be a broad hit.