Italy got a Traditional Specialties Guarantee from the EU on the word Mozzarella, so maybe your phone knew it wasn’t authentic Italian mozzarella and changed the name to matzarella. Does your phone think you’re in Europe?

I blame their hairy boned smelly existence for the anchovie’s bad rap.

Hey, musician. If you want to talk about not being properly paid, first why not take that up with the record industry. You know, the guys who practically invented copyright theft? Ask some old blues people how the record industry robbed them blind.

The very idea that an artist gets paid every time someone so much as hums their song is a very new creation. For most of recorded time, you found a patron to support you and your art.

This Father’s Day, let’s make it all about women!

Well, you see Hiroshima and Nagasaki were filled with gooks, you couldn’t compare those to red blooded white American troops! The only way to find out how Real Americans™ would respond to radiation was to expose as many as possible to it. Preferably after dosing them with rediculous amounts of LSD.

Except when people live without AC in the South they have several ways to combat that. Sleeping on the screened in porch, seeking shade, houses designed to pull in a breeze. Prisons are not designed to do any of these things, and in fact become giant heat blocks soaking up heat all day and releasing it all night.

What, exactly are you questioning my credibility on? The intent of my statement or your utter gobness? Because I can assure you they are both true.

I was lampooning the Southern zeitgeist regarding social programs versus handouts to the wealthy, not giving a comparative lecture on socialism you utter gob.

Welcome to the South. Fuck your socialist social programs.

Aim is not the issue. You can have perfect aim, have a perfect stream going into the bowl and suddenly for no reason it’ll just start going sideways. Or split into two streams.

The mens room has toilets too you know. Guys do sit down to poop.

Some kids you hand a box of legos and they can build whatever they desire.. some kids have to have the picture manual to build what’s on the box and won’t build anything else. So what I’m saying is you lack creative imagination, but that’s okay, this game isn’t for you.

I’ve dealt with similar people asking why as a guy I would ever considering a playing a game with a female protagonist (or choose a female protagonist when there is an option). They never seem to understand that putting oneself into another prospective is actually a GOOD thing. :/

You assume that doesn’t already happen.

AirBnB is a 4th party typically, between the landlord, the renter and the subletter. As the majority of their units are lease breaking sublets, I doubt either AirBnB or the leasee’s will get a lot of traction on the Mrs. Murphy defense.

Since 99% of AirBnB rentals are illegal sub-lets, I doubt the Mrs. Murphy Exemption applies, that’s just what AirBnB will use as a defense. Like how Uber drivers are all “contract” drivers except when they’re not.

So.. Beastie Boys did nothing, absolutely nothing, that added to hip-hop? And nobody, black or white, has been influenced by them?

Every type of American music style, for instance.

The decision above was made by a Presidential appointee. Seems like proof that President is an important job.