As long as you're not using wire coat hangers darling.

**wakes up and reads your latest diatribe, smirks that you forgot to call me a pissbaby this time.. shrugs and goes back to sleep, done with you**

Yes, manners are important. Because you seem to expect, no demand, that every male you encounter know not to use the word "female" around you as a common courtesy to you yet you yourself are incapable, from your consistent replies, of extending the courtesy of accepting that someone just meeting you might not know…

Well, as long as we know it's been settled and ONLY YOU get to dictate what is right or wrong, the world will certainly be.. something.

You're failing to see the secret ingredient, which is politics.

Sexist men call us females all the time. Since it's offensive to so many of us, you shouldn't do it.

Here's the question, though, and possibly why this article is relevant. Do you feel the same way about McDonald's food? That it's your responsibility to eat healthier, not McDonald's? Because there does seem to be this piling on lately of people who hate on McDonald's but love love LOVE the new hipster flavor…

Hey HEY! Everyone knows the REAL danger in food is DNA. Those soulless corporations contaminating our food supplies with their DNA is what's causing autism and cancer!

Umm using what we do, or perceive we should be doing, in 2015 to explain away evolution is bullshit too.

The butyric acid is not being added, it happens naturally as they stabilize their milk so it doesn't ferment beyond an acceptable amount. It's not from doing anything on the cheap.

If Americans are used to chocolate tasting slightly of butyric acid, then chocolate here is supposed to taste like that.

In fact, I've seen paraffin (candle) wax used also.

Carnuba wax has a long history of being used to stabilize candies, at home and in factories, and is in fact tasteless.

Hershey's doesn't add butyric acid to their chocolate. The process they use to stabilize their milk causes the milk to produce it naturally.

Water is a chemical commonly found in vomit too. Piss off with your 'this chemical can be found in something awful so it must be terrible!" crap, it's gotten old.

Okay, and now be honest, how much was being offered to smuggle stuff out of the warehouse worth? How many people did they catch smuggling? Because guards aren't going to just strip search people for shits and giggles, the kitchens are one of the prime entry points for smuggled goods into the prisons.

You don't know this woman! You're acting like being a "grandmother" puts her in the white haired old lady baking pies and giving out sage wisdom category, but she could just as easily be in the 3rd generation crime family has her grandkids out on the street corners hustling category.

Okay, yes these sorts of searches are humiliating and degrading.

Consider that they have to try to shove Air Force One's electronics packages into a vehicle the size of a helicopter and you can begin to picture why. They are unique craft, with unique security needs, so that adds a lot of $$ to the project.

Goddamn it I swear if I trip over somebody's stray clit I will SUE. Put your clits on leashes if there's even a possibility that it will get up and trot off to the next county. Let's all be responsible clit-owners please.