Plus he doesn’t know that guy or any but a few of his most devoted reps. Reporters could literally Moe’s Tavern the shit out of him. “Hugh Janus? I always knew Hugh Janus was full of shit.” “People are saying Amanda Huginkiss can’t be the future of our FANTASTIC party.” “Hopefully somebody primaries Oliver Closeoff.…

“Well, y’know, the suit recycles my feces and urine. Isn’t that right, Friday?”
“No, Mister Stark. It does not.”
“...oh, no.”

When do you actually find time to make your life better? I mean, you’re on here bitching and crying about white people every time i come here for a laugh. Why don’t you worry about bettering yourself and your family instead of being jealous all the time? You cry way too much my man. 

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It is facetious as fuck to call this an “Ultimate” guide. It’s an entry level guide at best.

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

“Listen, if you or anyone else can’t be fucked to pay attention to what’s actually been happening”

That’s a huge wall of text to simply say:

I can tell you how this is gonna play out:

Man, they’re really running out of ideas for the “Oceans” franchise, aren’t they?

Prefaced with “And I’ve said this many times - ”. The absolute gall of a pathological liar is fascinating; that he’s essentially been allowed to do this his entire life with no accountability, then bizarrely propped up by Mark Burnett, and not appropriately challenged by every media outlet during his campaign, is distu…

This is a good thing. Why would any one want Valve to be the arbiter of what is decent. Just don’t interact with the stuff you don’t want to. I’m sure their personal filter stuff will be just fine.

Don’t let him hear the radio version of War of the Worlds then. He might start launching nukes at New Jersey.

Ugh, you forgot to put a link to Amazon so I can buy this for a Christmas gift. Ask Matt Novak or some guy to help you with the HTML.