Corner to corner makes the mattress bend, so you just need to fit one corner and then fit the *side* as well as you move to the next corner.

For the love of everything that’s holy: keep mint out of non-dessert food.

And actually small business owners in Copenhagen, which are NOT representative of the Danish population. Just take the fact that he *believes* that only people in the cities work more than 37 hours. Funny how cityfolk always think they are harder-working, better educated and more ‘worldly’ than the rest of the country.

A friend told me he nicknamed it ‘Grayson’.

“...the only theatre in two towns...”.

What he actually said was a lot more... colourful, than what the translation showed :)

20 GOTO 10 ?

This is a fun song by an old, Danish 'rap' band. The Lyrics are (in Danish): "I know a song that can drive you crazy".

Hey, as long as it stores easily under your bed!

Edited, wrong target

That screen has better be really scratch-resistant, because it will rub against the table while using a mouse.

Wait... no Netflix??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8APe-K…

RIPLEY!!

I have started just emailing NSA for a backup of my files, if needed. They have all of it anyway.

Maybe people are realizing that with iOS, you can download lots of apps and showcase them as pretty little square icons, plus you need to deal with iTunes for everything. And 'it just works!'.

It has also, from what I hear, killed a cat.

I am very comforted by the fact that he acts responsibly and carries safety glasses while operating this device. They will serve to offer him good protection in case of mishaps.

"You know that when you don't get your way, threatening us will make us change out mind, right? The child will answer, yes."