I am missing that chocolate gene, I'm more fruity.

Well, that was just perfect!

Only the white boys lives.

I'm a big fan of Sephora's rose lip gloss.

So completely fabulous.

My Puero Rican Grandfather fought for his country in the Korean War. My Mother didn't teach us Spanish because she wanted us to fit in. Didn't work, because skin color doesn't change things.

How does it feel, you know, saying what everyone's thinking?

I used to really like this guy, until he turned into the NFL'S version of Brian McCann.

Perfect description of their relationship.

This is where the "why so serious?" Gif goes.

Yes, some people really hate black people that much.

And why is the woman in this story a bitch?

Who wants a ball from the OTHER TEAM anyway? Douche move.

Does that little douche still have a show?

I personally imagined a tricked out golf cart, going through the secret passages.

But you do know there will be that douche? Sad but true.

Thanks for reminding me that not everyone sucks.

And owning it hard!

Hahahahahahaha!

Your hatred of the Comic Sans refreshes me somehow, although I am a fan. Don't know what that means. Carry on.