My first taste of chicken and waffles was in Oakland, CA at Home of Chicken and Waffles, and it was really really good. The skin was so f*cking crispy. 

She’s a model. I’m thinking she doesn’t have a lot of control over editorial content.

Ugh, when he was on Top Chef, I remember him berating one of the chef-testants for not referring to him as Chef. What a douche-nozzle.

I think they named the girls after cities in Italy.

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I use at least 25 Gb a month. I’m not giving up my unlimited plan for a while.

Good Dads do that. You’re fortunate.

Salt & vinegar chips are of the devil.

Name call all you want, it’s the third to last ingredient, so keep on keeping on.

I could never share this on my Facebook page. I live in Chicago now, and I’m pretty sure this would get my ass kicked.

Truffle fries are drizzled with truffle oil, truffle potato chips are coated with a mix of chemicals designed to fake your senses. Thanks for making me hyper aware of my lack of articulation. 😉

After reading the poop part of this post, I immediately scrolled down to see which way the comments were going. Glad that the shiftiness of the neighbor was recognized.

There is such a thing as a shitty truffle fries. It's really easy to use too much truffle oil.

Truffle fries are awesome, I don’t care for food that’s “flavored” like something, it just tastes fake to me.

Plus, truffle potato chips are practically the same as truffle fries. Not a lot of effort there.

God loves the white people of America, jeez get it right.

Julia Roberts = Nicholas Cage = Ice pick in eyes and ears.

You clearly had the life I needed/wanted to have.

Ha! So on point, I heard a lot of that “what do you mean you haven’t heard of “insert Caucasian pop band/artist”? When they knew nothing of Earth Wind and Fire or Parliament and Funkadelic.

Wow, a casino losing 43 million dollars? Which organized crime group was he partnered up with?