When I read that column this morning, I was all “Oh, Jez just has to cover this!” And you did not disappoint. It’s even better than expected with the additional Friday version which I hadn’t seen. The Vows column has sure changed over the years when it used to be all Margaret (Muffy) Brown and Harlan (Shep) Pinkleton…

1) Have you ever actually been to Israel?

Are you serious? Wiesel endured the unimaginable, and then dedicated his entire life to victims of oppression. He headed a commission to investigate the Romanian government’s persecution of Jews and Romanis during the Holocaust. He advocated against apartheid in South Africa, genocides in Bosnia, Rwanda, and Darfur,…

Well, brandnewcongress.org would be a good start, Miss Reich.

Would wear. On what occasion, I have no idea, but that’s hardly salient.

This isn’t relevant to anything, but since when is 23 and 26 middle-aged?

Sort of. I started buying the Times just for the puzzles (and, okay, the Sunday Magazine section) now I’m a digital subscriber and read all of it online, and do the puzzles. The Sunday one is the highlight of the weekend. Many times they are WAY easier than Saturday. Saturday’s are just cruel. But once you figure out…

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

I think everyone does. I certainly wouldn’t throw away his shot.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Do you remember the time you wrote:

Because she’s the one covered in bruises?

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

Really? I mean, they’re fucking clueless. That being said, you’re being an ass, and this kind of thing doesn’t make it any easier for people to get behind the nominee.

Not everyone handles pressure in the same ways. I dropped out of my ENTIRE LIFE just like this in 1994. My parents looked for me for two weeks and I was safe and sound... on the other side of the country.

I for one got a Jewry Duty letter last week, which is weird because I’m not that religious.

12 or 13?!?! YOU ARE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER FOR ME!!!!

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I just started flipping thru DIA, and it looks like in the book the bite-mark reveal takes place when Jamie is taking a bath. At one point he stands up, dripping wet, and Claire says he looks like a figure of freshly molten gold. She washes his hair. Why, producers, why?????? Why did we not get golden god jamie in the…

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.