I can, but now my brain is shriveled up in a corner, crying.

I would like to know why they passed on the band name, "Triple Threat." Was it just too obvious?

I'm too hurt to talk after watching her grunt and gargle through the incomparable Stevie Nicks' magnum opus. THAT LITTLE REDNECK TRAMP BESMIRCHED MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH. I'm kidding. Her cover is fine, and I do not judge her sexytime at all, except maybe brushing her tongue once in a while would be nice for her…

Any hotness is undercut by "magician" and "mentalist."

The real question is how thousands of women had sex with Geraldo.

Ha, I was too busy staring at her thigh gap I didn't even notice. It reminded me of this:

They know how to brace themselves for winter. Duh.

Really, we know none of these people in any way. I have my celebrities I like and celebrities I don't like, but it's all based on a bunch of crap I either made up or was told. Like, I like Mary Kate, but I don't like Ashley. No, I cannot tell them apart.

I have to say, I'd be rather taken aback if my name was tossed into an open letter written by someone I didn't know about her molestation. Johansson worked with Allen. It's not fair to expect that she is now required to weigh in with serious opinions on a 25 year old accusation just because she acted in his movie. I…

I'm gonna be that annoying person who defends the unpopular opinion.

Good god, I hope Portlandia makes a skit about "The Cat That Went Over the Edge and Trapped the Family!" Please make it from the kitty's point of view, with Fred Armisen as the kitty's voice/thoughts. Please god, please.

Everything about this is fucking heartbreaking.

wtf are you even talking about?

women who actively work to tear down women's rights, sure. but women in general? no.

Ooooh...pancakes! That's what he was cooking!

Well, I know I was keeping up with the news over the weekend thinking "Gosh, this situation in Ukraine sure is terrible. I wonder what the lead singer of the Go-Go's thinks about it?"

So much for Perez supposedly being a changed man!

I think folks are missing a piece of information about the mistrial. He was charged with first degree murder in Jordan Davis' death, but the jury could convict him of second degree murder or manslaughter or determine it was excusable homicide or justifiable homicide as well. Since they convicted him of three counts of…

The taraandjohnny Instagram has been killing me. They are the BEST.

I'm just jealous that Julia Roberts banged Daniel Day-Lewis for a while, and I'll never get to.