Nothing in the world could make me happier today than reading that other commenters took this seriously. Nothing.

"Although making such an argument does not make Allen automatically guilty, his discussion of logic is a specious appeal to the reader's intellect, suggesting that child abuse doesn't happen simply because it wouldn't make sense for it to do so."

Wow, magical thinking; the same kind that keeps people repeating the same mistakes that others have failed to learn from.

Definitely read that as "Dead NFL Player Surprises Girls Who Wrote Him Adorable Note," and I enjoyed the twist ending where it turned out he was not dead at all.

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

We live in a world that shows the depravity of humanity on a daily basis. Here we have a child who loved his family so much, he died trying to save them. This boy had courage, honor, bravery and is a damned hero in my book. The world is a worse off place because he is gone from it.

Ugh, those ads. My husband and I went to London 3 years ago, and the billboards were everywhere. I'm a huge Iggy fan, and it was pretty disappointing to see. However, we decided to take pics of us doing stupid things around every ad/sign we saw, so at least we got a good photo series out of it.

I've never seen that ad before. I will never forget it now.

I see nothing wrong with it. It is all theoretical anyway. Jennifer Lawrence would make my marry or fuck (can I say date instead of fuck? It just sounds a little crass to me) options and I am 13 years older than her.

Yeah.

Of course you're not horrible, you're just better at make-believe than I! Plus I'm saving myself for One Direction.

Really?

You admit its pretty much the equivalent of shoving a penis in someones face, but the lions share of your reaction is how badly she handled it instead of him doing it in the first place.

I'm glad you guys posted about this. How else will a thin, photogenic young white girl with a famous sister be discovered by the masses?

Jezzies of a certain age will look at that last picture and fondly remember these two great actors from the Electric Company, a PBS educational show in which they both starred. It is making me feel all the feels!

Jez,

I don't believe in heaven, but if I did, Julia Roberts is the last person I'd like to see at those pearly gates.

Fuck you, Jezebel. You're cyber-bullying Lena Dunham but pretending to be doing women everywhere a favour. Congratulations on becoming a faux-feminist Tea Party.

I'll see your 'tall person', and raise you 'the asshole who is recording the show with his fucking iPhone'

Worst of all: