Still my favourite of the Ikea Monkey memes:

James Deen is a fan.

Algeria called. They beg to disagree.

Do whatever you love... It will never get old.

NO Jon Cryer, I will NOT watch 2 1/2 Men, because that show is like garbage and a beer shit had a baby and put it on TV. I will NEVER watch that show, not even if I've lost the remote and have to get up to change the channel. I would rather watch infomercials; I would rather watch a televised golf match taking place…

Or, could it be that women's fashion makes up most of the fashion industry. Supply and demand. There are more lady models b/c there is more fashion for ladies. Male models are rare-ish for high fashion (though they probably do alright in the commercial sector). I mean, go to a Macy's and notice the different areas for…

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

Wow, I couldn't disagree more. I mean I think the performances were tragically beautiful and obviously heartfelt but I also think it was wildly inappropriate and extremely creepily voyeuristic to put real people's obviously really intense grief on display for public consumption (not to mention profit) in this context.…

Why did you help that person? "Because I can."

Best. Attitude. Ever.

First I read this:

I don't think anyone suggested that she was helping, just that Apple's reaction was rather extreme, especially for someone who considers themselves healthy.

Miley doesn't have to like Sinead's letter, but making fun of mental illness? She's being a complete asshole.

See, as soon as the credits for Wrecking Ball rolled and the "Shot by Terry Richardson" came up, I was like WELP THAT EXPLAINS IT.

I don't like her because she's a terrible actress. It's not that she always plays butch characters, it's that she always plays the same character with the same inflection in her voice anytime she speaks. Drives me crazy.

that caterwauling monstrosity known as the band Fun

Yeah, she should really just shut up and not say anything at all! That's how to solve every problem! You tell her!

Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.

Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh

Fucking kill meigh.

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.

Maya Angelou has obviously never heard of a shrink ray.

Perez Hilton has done nothing with his life BUT "reduce" other people.