Forget all the reasons that Kavanaugh shouldn’t be on the bench. Forget politics. Just focus on the accusations.

From the tweet:

meh

Theranos’s alleged technology was clinical pathology testing. There are doctors who oversee this testing in practice: they’re called clinical pathologists.

If you actually look at the statistics, people fighting off armed intruders into their homes is exceedingly rare. You’re much better off investing in better doors and locks, and a good alarm system.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

He doesn’t want to sleep with Robert Mueller.

In a now deleted tweet, Trump tweeted about the Marine “Core” and not the Marine Corps. It was deleted and replaced with the corrected spelling, but President Bone Spurs got DRAGGED as a result:

Nunn Flew Over The Trump White House Mess.

Uptight asshole here with an unpopular opinion: I do not get adults wearing costumes for any non-Halloween occasion.

True, but I’ve been pretty drunk and very happy at the same time, and not once have I ever said, “Hey, let me eat this horse shit”.

For the record:

Jimmy Fallon isn’t funny. He never was. Why they gave him a late-night comedy show is beyond me. And now they’re wondering why his ratings are falling? This is what happens when you try to please everyone and offend nobody. Colbert doesn’t care if he offends people with some of his jokes. Kimmel doesn’t care either.…

He’d been sued and called out for not just infidelity but actual for real RAPE.

“Because I can build a fully automatic Sten submachine gun with readily available components from Home Depot and the tools in my garage if I really wanted to. I just don’t want to.”

Hey, nobody said being evil is a walk in the park. You gotta work.

Talk about a viral video!

“Was it Sting?”