Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

There is no evidence here of folie a deux. Just of a distressed woman who may have wanted to die and a man who either aided or murdered her. Folie a deux is a much more rare and complex disorder, characterised by psychosis.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Because Bella is the Mary Suest of all Mary Sues and her super special vampire baby is Mary Sue Jr.

And how can you simultaneously assert that hand-holding and hugs are forbidden outside of marriage, but playing with your sleeping sister’s vagina is normal?

when you’re too high in public.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Hernandez later shot Benjamin Franklin, after an altercation at a nightclub.

People keep naming bands I'd totally forgotten. Best game ever. Well, except for the bands sucking and all. ;)

Sounds like a subject for a game to me. Worst band to have burst into song on your flight? And no picking Nickelback or Creed, because duh.

Good one!

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

Guess that answers your question, Klondike.

More unpopular opinion: JK Rowlings is a bad writer, who relies heavliy on deus ex machina to keep her stories interesting, and made even the broad strokes up as she went along, resulting in her having to write herself out of corners, and it shows...

I'd like to teach the world to sing

Farts

Imagine the shitstorm if you'd shared your (correct) opinion of fondant down there.