This is like the literal plot of Garrison Keillor's Cat, You Better Come Home.

Don't understand what this means. Explain to the casual Jezebel mainpage reader?

how about a shrimp pasta? i make a linguine with shrimp, lightly sauteed in olive oil and garlic, with cherry tomatoes and parmesan. top with fresh basil. a nice light summer pasta.

that is terrifying COINTELPRO shit right there. wow.

Frankly, find another job. It blows but a place that treats you this way never won't. DON'T put in your notice right now, but quietly start your job search and then leave, and tell them why you're leaving on the way out. Make sure they know they're losing good employees by not promoting from within appropriately. You…

What? No. Not at all.

this is totally true. lady at my work just had a 10 pounder and she said she's sleeping all night every night. her first was big too and did the same.

Suave is very good and costs about $2.

I think you're right about there being less coverage. I'm from Pittsburgh so I remember it well.

It might be a more recent phenomenon but that's been the case with a lot of people I've known.

Very often the engagement photos are in a package with the wedding photos, so that you can get to know the photographer and as a sort of trial run to say what you do and don't like before the wedding photos. It's really not for your friends, either.

Just wanted to add this incident as one fueled by verified MRA-like ideas:2009 shooting at Pittsburgh-area LA Fitness.

have you tried LOFT curvy jeans? I shill for them all the time because they are literally the best for curvy girls.

In college I frequented our campus Starbucks. I ordered the same thing everyday—a LARGE iced coffee. Finally the barista just looked at me and said, "now I KNOW you know it's a Venti. you come in here every day. so call it that."

That's like 90% of why I don't buy stuff from them regularly even though it's really cute. Can they make ANYTHING that isn't dry clean only? Seriously a cotton sweater and you want me to dry clean it? I don't think so.

Khloe's nose looks more normal in the other pics. I agree it looks different in that one in the header though.

i've had this dream, except i find out when grades come out that i didn't actually drop a class i thought i dropped and i've gotten a zero.

Even in a town as big as DC I made our reservations way in advance for graduation dinner and still could only get a non-prime time. Both GW and Georgetown graduated the same weekend that year.

that's...not even an attractive sounding name (no offense to the irish; many irish names are lovely)

also before you said this I was totally pulling for Siobhan.