I waffle between which one is my favorite depending on my mood, but there’s a really strong argument for Winston.
- He’s the everyman perspective that balances out the idiosyncrasies of the others.
- He recognizes that the surge of paranormal could be the apocalypse, because where the others are focused on little…

hahaha we’re Frogger to the AI overlord

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts will.

My banana is telling me to burn things.

So waiting to attack a guy as soon as he has his back turned is supposed to give us a better impression of misunderstood Niner fans?

Thank god there are still hot singles in my area that want to fuck me now.

Nanny reads this article like

Looks like football has the same unwritten rule as baseball: if someone gets in your face, you drill the pitcher.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

And the 2nd paragraph literally explains why this game was better than a perfect game.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

The applications would be endless.

Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?

That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

Finally someone talking some sense around here.

Why does everyone want to legalize weed? Weed is boring. Cocaine is the most fun drug of them all.

All of the candy corn in the world was made in 1910, they just recover it from landfills and such and sweep it up into bags and resell it every year.

TBH I've never tweeted someone I don't know but I don't get the last point at all. Someone creates a Twitter account with the sole purpose of putting their thoughts out into the world, to everyone and to anyone on Twitter - and then gets outraged if someone responds to that?