He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water.
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You know, you can make jokes about it but I’m just steaming mad about the whole situation. No ifs ands or butts about it, someone just needs to sit this woman down and have a talk. No 2 ways about it if you assk me.
Yeah, a pretty crappy excuse, if you ask me.
Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?
Land Rover
Looks like 4 screaming frog anime characters. Keroppipocalypse!
Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…
So waiting to attack a guy as soon as he has his back turned is supposed to give us a better impression of misunderstood Niner fans?
Looks like football has the same unwritten rule as baseball: if someone gets in your face, you drill the pitcher.
Someone should have warned him the British were coming.
And the 2nd paragraph literally explains why this game was better than a perfect game.
“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock
At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.
Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?
That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
Finally someone talking some sense around here.
All of the candy corn in the world was made in 1910, they just recover it from landfills and such and sweep it up into bags and resell it every year.
TBH I've never tweeted someone I don't know but I don't get the last point at all. Someone creates a Twitter account with the sole purpose of putting their thoughts out into the world, to everyone and to anyone on Twitter - and then gets outraged if someone responds to that?