Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

Neither did they.

Hey guys, just so you know: This wasn't written by someone from The Onion, and I'm not reading it on theonion.com, therefore it is stupid and bad satire. Thanks.

1980's Axl Rose?

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

Well, SEC fans certainly aren't happy, but then people from the South generally preferred things back in the BCs era.

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

http://imgur.com/HJKRnQO < Fixed it.

This article is bad, the author is worse, and Lil B the Based God can go fuck himself.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

When your name is as amazing as Ted Heater Jr. you can't be bothered to learn the names of mere mortals.

Carl Lewis did a better job

Those fans are gonna be so mad when someone reads that sign or this article to them. So mad, you guys.

Ah, fuck it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Ms. Greene! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, madam! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Greene? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

what is that you say?

I was thinking the same thing. And when I read your post, I nearly spit my coffee out. Though, I did snort so hard that I blew coffee out of the cup.

Maybe not put so much emphasis on race and more on the economics-