Right. For that matter, anywhere north of Alexandria, Louisiana is really just South Arkansas. This could be extended west to include Vidor and Orange.

Yes, but those are pretty much the only things keeping the state from being dismissed by the country at large.

As were/are my digs at Dallas. Florida is still insane though.

I'm guessing because police scanners are fun.

Yes, I assumed as much as well, but still.

What the hell kind of response was that? I'd understand you saying this crap about Dallas or Florida, because Dallas and Florida, but Houston? C'mon. You're better than that.

Sarah Grohman, of Humble, Texas, which is near Houston, which figures, had fun playing peek-a-boo with the nice person taking the mugshot camera, who was taking her mugshot because she had just been arrested for child endangerment. No, she was not playing peek-a-boo with her child.

I submit the Tumbler F1 car. Terrible for actual racing, but would qualify as most technically impressive. Also allows for Bernie Ecclestone to play the Penguin, which is appropriate, somehow.

Nope, bacon and syrup are also fucking weird. That's more a thing of laziness than actual desire I think.

I'll agree with about half of that - sausage, (real) bacon (from the pork belly), eggs, toast and hashbrowns make a breakfast.

For serious For Sweden?

As someone from Texas, I'm still like "Fuuuuuuck the world, any part of Texas (well, maybe not Vidor) is better than any part of California."

As someone from Houston, I'm generally like "Dallas? Pshaw, H-town for life."

Ashamed to say it, but Houston has waaaaaay too many brotrucks and 90's shitboxes. It hurts my soul.

Sure, Citröens have driven missing a rear wheel, but to pull off that wind-and-sparks-in-your-bobbing-face feeling of a missing front wheel, you need a nice rear-driver like that Mustang there. That Mustang going at least 60 on that highway around Houston that Matt thinks is I-45.

Worse yet, I'm paying for this rich prick to not be in jail. Granted, I'd be paying for him to be in jail too, but somehow that seems like a better use of my money.

What a beautiful car. Can we bring back this styling now please?

In addition to MGU-K and MGU-H?

This explains so much. I thought it might be the case after the second one I saw today, but this confirmation makes me feel better. The first one had me checking to see if Bizarrolopnik had finally launched.

Fair enough; still don't know why it's on FP...