Not sure how this is a "good April Fools joke" since it's actually a real thing that's happening. Relatedly, I have no clue why this is a relevant thing here on Jalopnik, either.

So his car is tailor-made to suit his driving style - that's standard for all driver/car combinations. The teams all build the best cars they can with the tools and people they have. If they want Newey badly enough, they can buy out his contract.

Gee, where have I heard all that before? Can't quite put my finger on it...

Oooh... Luby's sounds amazing right now.

+1

A decent start:

Seconded!

Hear, hear! Well said.

Tapio Korpela - Ancient King of the Forest Wilderness

A city car needs to be able to dart in-and-out and dart it does, giving me the confidence to dive in between cabs and delivery trucks more than once. Compared to the terrifying experience of piloting an Aston Martin around Manhattan this was like a day at AstroWorld if AstroWorld still existed.

(Full Disclosure: Chevy wanted me to drive the new Chevy Spark so badly they let me pick one up from a garage when I asked for it. They even gave me an iPhone 4 to go with it pre-loaded with apps, which doubled the value of the car.)

Came here to say this. Well said.

Came here to say that.

Totally agree, steak>lengua.

1. Getting hit by a bus

Not too hard to get a unit there for a month-long lease or whatever just to get the code and look like a regular.

"Steak", right. You do know what lengua is, yes?

Glass also doesn't have any lag like the wiring introduces...

Sorry, misunderstood. Thought you meant the concept above. Mibad.