Felon's guilt.

Artefacts is an accepted spelling for British English, and if this is available worldwide, that might explain it. But yes, UGC is pretty roundly awful.

He picked his battles, I suppose. Still lost, but not by the margin that might have been in play.

Yeah, that wasn't a snide comment. I just had a giggle.

"...had to step on the correct stones..."

But to spell it correctly, he had to step on the 'I' first. Stupid gotcha move, but valid (technically).

Heheh. "Tittle". Sorry, my inner 5-year-old and my inner copy editor just had a field day.

Impressive going forward, but my mind was blown when i realized they were moving in reverse. Holy shit.

And yet, still not at your level sir.

Taken separately, your points don't really convey any animosity beyond what the usual trolls sling, but together, they've managed to insult the Lifehacker readership (who are clearly beneath You and Your prized knowledge of cheese and cheesemaking), the author of the original post on Serious Eats (who clearly hasn't…

I am a closeted artisanal cheesemaker, you insensitive clod! (Which is to say, I make cheese at home and your comment is repulsive. Also, you're an insensitive clod.)

I lol'd pretty hard.

Looks like I've found my lunch spot for Thursday then... Thanks!

And who can forget Kuykendahl (ker-kin-doll)? If you didn't grow up here or haven't live here a while, you'll get it wrong.

The sauce is a fabulously oniony stew of tangy happiness, but you don't really need it. Good BBQ doesn't need sauce. I like sauce for its texture, but to be honest, the pink-hued smoky ring around the edge of the meat usually holds enough flavor for me if they've done it right.

Sounds like it checks off all the transport-crap-mobile boxes, then!

Such a torrent of comedy on this thread! I can hardly keep it all in. I'm doubled over in pain, my gut bursting from the internal pressure of not laughing at work, spewing forth with guffaws and other embarrassing noises in front of my co-workers.

I came here to post this exact thing.

I may just be a crusty old man, but... loaf pan? Man, I got nothin' else.

+1 for the Deadspin bait