would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win

There is virtually nothing you eat that does not carry a risk of infection. This is the worst kind of scaremongering, and you should be ashamed of yourself. What’s more, it’s the worst kind of writing to equate the “briny” taste of oysters with the assumption that it has been harvested from “brackish” water. Brackish…

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

Dammit. This wasn’t funny at all. I’m fucking crying.

Thanks Dave.

wow, that was intense.

So y’all are just going to ignore this bit about Pete Davidson; 

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

I don’t care how annoying whatever his habits are, advocating for cyber bullying is disgusting. Also why live in an apartment building in the first place hduff???

ooooh a Marc Jacobs mention.

Counterpoint: she’s a national treasure in the making.

Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Im here as a member of the beyhive making sure nobody fixes their mouth to start some shit

Son of a bitch!

Fuck!

I’ll be the one to say it, baby feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.

I have never shipped anyone. Not fictional characters, not irl people. But I ship these two and I want it more than I have ever wanted anything related to two people I have never and will never meet. I fell down an internet VM shipping hole last night and I have no regrets.

Specifically, if they aren’t together, who in their right minds would attempt to date one of these two while they are still skating together? I would like to think that I am pretty trusting, but I can’t imagine being secure enough to date someone who basically has sex on international TV with another dude or lady…

Pro Tip: You should not be feeding your dog Gravy Train in the first place. It’s the cheapest because it’s ridiculously low quality. My vet threatened me over it when I got my first dog.