This is what I do at parties.

Glad to hear that Bobby Cannavale is safely off the shit meter. I love that guy!!

Having never seen the Babadook, I am confused but intrigued. But I do know from the internet that Babadooks do enjoy adult wine parties.

I agree with your assessment of this person in general but agree with Jane’s advice. If you are truly repentant and cheated once (not multiple times), don’t tell them. The cheater should feel guilty and like shit, but not dump shit feelings on another.

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

OMG I LOVE THAT ONE. It plays perfectly on that annoying feeling we all have sometimes that someone is behind you.

Are we really going to pounce on MJH for expressing disappointment over a missed vacation? We know Dominica will be/is devastated by Maria but she’s allowed to have that reaction. Jesus, people are so fucking quick to jump down someone’s throat when they don’t immediately express sympathy/sorrow/pledges to help. She…

Baby’s first edible. No one had told me about the dosage, and I just decided to have a cookie, or three. They were big cookies.

The sincerity of all the actors is just so great. Some real talent here...

I just... don’t get it. Does Jared hold a patent on the $5 Combo Deal or something? What is the point of trying to go to bat for this guy? What does he bring to the business that is so vital that you’d risk covering up a crime so universally abhorrent and repulsive?

lmao

E-mails.

most likely when youre either in the shower or on the toilet

Who are we going to blame for terrible weather, while denying climate change?? gays and atheists??

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

I actually still like Jennifer Lawrence (never got into the backlash), but she does appear to have a pattern of on-set hookups.

Yeah, in a few years she’ll spill the beans, just like she did with Liam Hemsworth.

So I have this pet theory that one day in the nit too distant future, Chris Pratt is going to be widely loathed. I don’t have much evidence of this, but here’s what I think: I think his politics lean sharply to the right and he has a tendency to say dumb things. One day he’s going to say the wrong dumb thing and…