Well, I’m sorry for what happen

Nobody cares about your boner.

Maybe WE don’t, but there’s plenty of gross people out there who would love to have this over her head for reasons I don’t even wanna think about x___x

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

I’m getting real sick of all the #TeamNoone posts. You don’t have to like Black Chyna, but you should definitely be on her team. Rob committed crimes against her, robbing her of her bodily autonomy.

Like, good for them and all, but I’m just saying that, personally, I’d like to be mourned for more than a couple few months kthx.

Nope. Wife dies suddenly in her sleep and he’s married a year later? NOPE.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

A show with the goal of getting people to hook-up is cancelled when two people on said show hook-up. Um, what?

Star for the burn but mostly for the wink. That gif.

Dear assholes considering doing a murder-suicide,

SICK BURN!

It’s so refreshing to read a story about an abusive asshole who kills himself instead of shooting a woman and her children, parents, coworkers, etc.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

Somewhere Joe Budden is seething.

Ariel Winter makes me want to go into “uptight mom” mode. “Where do you think you’re going dressed like that Missy?” She’s going to cringe so hard at these outfits someday. She looks ready to join the Ice-capades.

She’s a singer?????

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.