I’ve come to quite like the neck pillow that often shows up in “Today’s Best Deals”.

I’ve come to quite like the neck pillow that often shows up in “Today’s Best Deals”.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

you again

And as a straight woman I would say this is the perfect answer.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Filing a Mandatory Declassification Review with the Air Force for some old computer networking documents. Then I’m going to probably grab some lunch. What are you doing, person that I don’t know?

Matt, what are you doing?

Brave, lovely woman. Much respect to you Charla.

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

I don’t know what your particular situation is but I’ll just say - it’s never easy, but getting away from an unhappy/abusive relationship or just an unsupportive partner is like breathing fresh air after years of being locked in an exhaust-filled garage. You didn’t even know how dense and dank that air had become…

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

Huh.

Because it INFLUENCED HIS LOVE OF GEOGRAPHY <3 <3

If I were to ever get married I would want it to be to this man. Or someone exactly like him. READING A BOOKS YOUVE READ 8 TIMES ALREADY. God. My heart be still.

Why wouldn’t it be.

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

What about the woman in the background taking a shit on the steps?