Is it really necessary for such a serious statement after 8 months of dating? That isn’t even the full gestation of an actual baby.

I mean, if Christian Bale thinks you’re being an asshole...

Just because nobody else went there

I still don’t get how she gets more offers than Leighton Meester. It is like the 1st season of Gossip Girl.

all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

He should get off your lawn, huh?

I feel like I wouldn’t need the internet to figure this out. Call me clingy, but I tend to insist on being part of my spouse’s wp program.

Makes you wonder what exactly a “brilliant” director has to do to actually get fired.

When Christian Bale has to step in and say “Whoa dude!.....come on dude chill you’re being a dick”, then it’s tie to check yourself.

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

I take issue with putting Rosa Parks on the shortlist over Sojourner Truth, but whatever. That there’s any real momentum, and that they’re focusing on women of color, is nice to see.

It’s much more likely that the fibers are simply sticking to spots of dermatitis and places where they’ve picked at their skin.

“Some were also nerve fibers: in extreme cases of delusional parasitosis, patients will dig practically to the bone in a futile effort to stop the pain.”

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

Is she allergic to weed? Because that’s an awful lot of nose-rubbing for “rolling a joint.”

When you consider that men sometimes last only a few seconds, it's safe to say this woman just had a decent night!

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

You said Richard Lawson and I thought of another Richard Lawson.

Just read the full thing over at People.