Dirty Talk is a great time for my people pleasing crutch to come out:

VICTIM BLAMING.

so weird and creepy

You have to be pretty strange when the fact that are a grown ass woman who wears cat ears isn't the thing that weirds people out about you. Wait, is she a Furry?

Strap in.

Read it at nymag.com, said to self, "this is going to be on Jezebel."

No doubt that scientist was a man, as science is a man's subject.

Mind if I join?

I'm going to keep my eye on this post's comment section. I have a feeling it will provide me with much entertainment.

I want to be like "who leaves plugged in clippers lying around?" and "isn't that dangerous?" But my own spawn did this to her bangs the night before Thanksgiving...

In my opinion, from what I've witnessed this is the most devastating disease. ANYTHING else, you can fight alongside your support group. Anything. This? Yes, both sides are still fighting but, alone.

She DOES fart willy nilly on the air, and I give zero fucks about natural. It's natural for everyone to fart, piss & shit. You don't have to do it around other people. It's natural for humans to piss & shit themselves, too- but, we train babies not to do that. The proper place is the toilet, not the living room floor.…

I hate people that do this kind of thing. If I was at that table, I'd want to immediately locate her purse, & take a hot, wet shit in it. I always think that people who think this is okay are also probably hygiene- challenged in other ways, as in they'll totally make you a sandwich without washing their hands, cuz…

I AM GOING TO SEND THIS OUT AS MY CHRISTMAS CARD THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

You asked. I answered. Sorry if the tone/response is not to your liking.

I feel sorry for Allison Williams.

I disagree actually. I think she WANTS to think he didn't. But she is constantly second guessing herself in that regard. Plus, as a listener I don't honestly find myself that swayed by her. I'm still changing my mind every damn episode. AND ITS DRIVING ME MAD.

I might use a different name than "TerrorBallz" if I was going around lecturing folks about feeling silly

Azealia gives me Kanye feels. Like I hear you, yas I get you, but also could you maybe sit down for a second and like idk get a rough draft together?

LOL