Hey. Wouldn't it be cool if Jezebel actually ever wrote about music that WASNT shitty pop music???

Agreed, that was actually a really great, albeit depressing, movie and she was fantastic in it

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

"So a belieber floods me with spam telling me she hopes I die soon over and over so I give it back and I'm the bad guy?! Kids need to chill"

This exactly.

Humans would rather save puppies than other humans. This is a fact.

I was with her for the "Who the hell is Ariana Grande" thing. But hating on Frozen?

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

My parents went on a crazy diet while I was studying out of the country for five months. When I came home, my dad greeted me at the airport maybe 60-70 pounds lighter and I busted into tears and shakes. I also get teased for this and it's been 12 years.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

Most victims of domestic abuse stay with there abuser. So everyone needs to back off the "she's doing it for the money.".

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

And you're still supporting a league that willingly chose to only suspend Ray Rice for 2 games.

Allow me to translate;

I think we're getting to a point where men's bodies will be shamed just as badly as women's for not being "perfect." It's been building slowly for the past few years and, while maybe it will make men more sympathetic to what we go through, it makes me very sad. I hate to think of little girls hating their bodies from…

AHAHAHA! Sorrrrry! What you need is a big greasy breakfast with a seven up.

I've got the hair, the sunglasses, the mustache and the goatee. It's the 240 pounds, bad skin, and lack of a $5000 suit that's killing my game.

I just did the math and realized that $80,000 would cover my rent for two years.