I used to be like that. Then I got old.

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

Seconded this. Although I am not in the plus sized category, my thighs and calfs are disproportionally large according to other skinny jeans in other brands. Joe's totally fit and look really nice.

We gingers learn early to use sunblock in the highest SPF we can find.

Might be my favorite so far, just for the devil-may-care hop at the end.

So how IS the weather in Cleveland?

I keep hoping ALL 90's fashions will make a comeback, but particularly that one, because I looked cute in it then. And I'd look cuter in it now!

He doesn't approve of the child-free lifestyle? I don't approve of sheltering pedophile priests and the cardinals who knew what they were doing. I guess that makes us even.

Her expression is just SO fucking perfect. You can just hear her saying "the FUCK are you talking about?"

Considering how hard this made me laugh, you're forgiven.

yeah, detroit needs artisan toast.

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

1. It makes him that much more of a dick.

I've noticed there haven't been any Deadspin posts since this was published.

Is this a joke? I have no dislike for Rita Ora (I love her Rihanna x Gwen Stefani vibe) but this did not impress. At all. It felt so hesitant.

Do not advertise your pets on CL. Many animals picked on CL end up being used as bait animals for fighting dogs. Make sure you analyze the prospective owners before you hand over the leash.

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

McDonald's Chicken Selects. NEVER FORGET!

Who the fuck still shops at Abercrombie and Fitch?