This footage looks a lot like me and my brother-in-law when we use to take Rumple Minz shots *dry heaves* except with less violence and couture.

It's Sunday evening! We leave the arguing until Monday! (Panda was my last post for the evening, because I have to take the bus to the Zoo and break him out.)

I get why people would prefer Samantha Bee, and I do really like Jessica Williams, but there is no way in hell Comedy Central gives a show in this slot to a 24 year old. She'll get hers, she's great, but she is as old as I am, and I forgot how to tie my shoes yesterday morning. I might've still been very drunk, which…

I'm impressed her sense of smell is so strong.

You mean would I get it on with an interactive, hands-free vibrator with the capacity to learn, take direction and wear sexy outfits? Yes. Yes I would. Come on JimmyJane, let's get going!

Merrick's wouldn't do that. Unlike Blue Buffalo, they don't spend all their money and energy on advertising, they focus on good quality foods.

And you survived! Good for you, and good riddance to the sperm donor.

I have no kids. My eggs are all hobbling around with canes, so probably not happening.

My husband's brother and wife told us not to have kids when we told them we were thinking about it. They had two and we ended up not having any.

Now, I don't want to overstate, but... this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

Ugh me too. Both of our cats are on Merrick, and my cat in particular (other is boyfriend's cat) has been eating it for the past 3-4 years. It's helped so much with her weight, and the price of Merrick compared to other grain-free cat foods makes it an attractive option.

sandwiched between corned beef, swiss cheese, thousand island, and dark rye bread. reubens make life worth living.

I find Hamm generically handsome. If he was dating a friend of mine, I'd tell her well done and mean it, but I wouldn't be too worried about having sex dreams about him that might make interacting with him awkward. Benedict Cumberbatch is funny looking to me. His face is unusually long. And I don't dig the little…

holy fuck is there a single soccer video where someone a soccer player doesn't act like a total soccer player. man, soccer players suck.

You can tell it's not a worldstar video because it's actually shot in landscape mode.

So you're one of the people who dislikes animals and IS a sociopath?

Because every time a dog isn't kicked, God starves a child.

I'm not usually one to wish rabies on puppies...but if that puppy DID happen to have rabies, and it managed to bite the douchenozzle that tried ruining everyone else's well-deserved puppy break...well, that would be okay

"Like the rest of us..."